N2K: It’s the End of the World as We Know It

Here are nine teams’ signs of the apocalypse

  1. Texas Rangers – The stars aren’t so bright, deep in the heart of Texas
  2. New York Yankees – Baseball’s version of old money
  3. Boston Red Sox – Red Sox Nation breathlessly awaiting Mike Napoli and hoping there isn’t another member of the Drew family
  4. Washington Nationals – First in war, first in peace, first in all of baseball?
  5. Los Angeles Dodgers  – Now bleeding Dodger Green
  6. Toronto Blue Jays – Wants to be more than the best team in Canada
  7. Kansas City Royals – Changing their slogan from “Always low talent. Always.”
  8. San Francisco Giants – They Might be Giants singing to all of baseball, “You’re Not the Boss of Me”
  9. Miami Marlins – Changing their name again this time to the “Mayan Marlins”

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for REM!: