The Red Sox as Muppets

There seems to be no end to the childish behavior of the Red Sox, so instead of decrying it…let’s embrace it.

My suggestion is to simply move Fenway Park from Yawkey Way to Sesame Street and cast the Red Sox as Muppets.

Larry Lucchino and John Henry

Bobby Valentine

Josh Beckett

Jacoby Ellsbury

John Lackey

Cody Ross

David Ortiz

Terry Francona and Dustin Pedroia

Jerry Remy

Clay Buchholz

Adrian Gonzalez

Heidi Watney

Clubhouse snack