Jose Canseco’s 11 New Year’s resolutions

Here are Jose Canseco‘s 2013 resolutions according to his @JoseCanseco Twitter feed.

Really (I couldn’t make these up).

  1. spend more time with my daughter
  2. get stronger and fitter
  3. help people who are getting screwed wherever i can
  4. return to pro baseball as player or manager and have dinners with McGwire, La Russa, Bonds, and Selig.
  5. Fight Shaq in MMA cage match
  6. develop and launch Ponce de CAnseco a real anti aging drink
  7. Get elected to a important political office in the U.S. or canada to help all people and governments with there problems
  8. Become a world class entreprenur and found at least two great companies that make peoples lives better and funner
  9. Write a third book and do a move deal for Juiced!
  10. Do at least 100 promotional deals for good companies and products like Animal Rights, Human health, Environmental, and Beer companies
  11. Use position as A List entertainer doing reality, TV, movies, blogs, columns, appearances to be able to do more charity